please reblog this post with additions of any cat names you think would be super great (i’m not getting a cat i just love cat names)
–psyche
–lavinia
–richard
–potato pancake
My dad had a cat named Herbie. He was a fat gray ball who came when you called his name and loved Fritos. So Herbie is, objectively, the ideal cat name.
My grandmother had a cat named Hoarty. Which we were like, sounds fake, but ok. Then one day my mom was gonna get my grandmother a gift that had the cat’s name on it so she asked her how she spelled Hoarty.
My grandmother gave her daughter-in-law the strangest look and very carefully and slowly spelled, H-A-U-G-H-T-Y. Which is the story of how my family discovered how my grandmother thought it was funny to name a cat Haughty.
Also both Hoarty and haughty are excellent names for cats.
My parents had a cat named Witten the Kitten.
I also knew a cat named Jack Percy. He was a Persian raised as a show cat and by the time my friend got him he was incapable of cleaning himself and was therefore usually shaved or one giant mat. He was very sweet, RIP in peace, Jack Percy.
Pudding Cup got her name from a dream I had once, wherein I had two cats named Onion and Pudding Cup. But Onion was the smelly one, and Pudding is a very tidy puss, so clearly she was Pudding Cup and not O.
But I like the nya nya sound in the middle of Onion very much on a cat, and feel like a smelly cat named Onion would be perfect.
i cant believe zeldas out here knowing everything about the wildlife and flora of hyrule and constantly talks about experiments and science and even asks link to eat a live fucking frog and y’all are like “ahh… shes such an elegant, graceful and proper princess :)”
zelda eats DIRT. shes a scholar and scientist and shes dedicated to knowing everything about hyrule and you bet your ASS that involves geography and she LICKS ROCKS. she keeps lizards and frogs in her POCKETS.
I dragged my ass out of a sweet nap in bed between the cats and settled myself in my chair, only to have both cats grace me with the rare Double Cat Lap, truely today is hashtag blessed.
