have you ever met someone with the same first name as you
yes, in person
yes, online
yes, in person and online
no
(via larkandkatydid)
this sure is some stuff alright
some stuff I like: cats, knitting, snail mail, teaching, Pokemon Go, telling stories
some stuff I like: cats, knitting, snail mail, teaching, Pokemon Go, telling stories
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Blackout poetry exists on a dual axis from “banal” to “insightful” on the input side and “kind of deep” to “incredibly fucking dumb” on the output side, and while taking something banal and producing something kind of deep is well and fine, for my money taking something insightful and rendering it incredibly fucking dumb is where the real art is.
(via noelevangilinecarson)
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sometimes you’re the cloth mother sometimes you’re the wire mother
(via thecardiganqueen)
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“Are you holding any tension in your body?”
uh yeah obviously. Where else would I keep it?
(via thewhiskeykitteh)
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dont ever delete your post because ypu think its unfunny and has no notes. it just means i havent woken up yet. lets turn that 0 into a 1 STAT
(via betterthanyou)
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“she should be at the club” has entered the lexicon for me
Because now I think “I should be at the club” whenever I am inconvenienced at work
I SHOULD BE AT THE CLUB
(via doctorjennifermelfi)
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joe biden: how do i look in this chef hat, giuseppe?
giuseppe, the presidential butler: waifish and breedable as always, muy lord
joe biben: fabulous. pass me the Improbable Meat
i will have u all know i breathe nothing but the Finest Quality Airs. and they are loaded chock full with Nutrience
BEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEP!!!
(via thisismeoffline)
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