my wife, upon learning that pubes can be straight: Thats not bush,,, thats just grass
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my wife, upon learning that pubes can be straight: Thats not bush,,, thats just grass
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tom and jerry have turned to a life of self flagellation and degeneracy.
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I don’t know what’s going on here but I’m in
girls night
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Just found out my facebook birding group is public because my cousin (a lawyer who is not into birds) casually said to me “saw you couldn’t identify a willet the other day… pretty embarrassing”
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Nervously, I pull from the tarot deck. It’s the Nine of Clocks. My fate is revealed to me: It’s my bedtime, and I gotta go to sleeps
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I would just like to be someone’s disgruntled housecat
Achievement Unlocked:
Not Quite What I’d Hoped
Get your meat sucked
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Tumblr really has ruined me. I was in a Rite-Aid and “out of touch” came on over the speakers, and I freaked out a bit because I thought I had missed my thursday morning meeting. It took me a minute before I remembered that Out of Touch playing does not always mean its thursday. sometimes people just play the song.
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