sabertoothwalrus:

birbologist:

my wife, upon learning that pubes can be straight: Thats not bush,,, thats just grass

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kushblazer666:

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paper-mario-wiki:

tom and jerry have turned to a life of self flagellation and degeneracy.

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jonaldronaldrolkientolkien:

xskadi:

marcchurch:

I don’t know what’s going on here but I’m in

girls night

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great-and-small:

Just found out my facebook birding group is public because my cousin (a lawyer who is not into birds) casually said to me “saw you couldn’t identify a willet the other day… pretty embarrassing”

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jakethesequel:

Nervously, I pull from the tarot deck. It’s the Nine of Clocks. My fate is revealed to me: It’s my bedtime, and I gotta go to sleeps

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noelevangilinecarson:

I would just like to be someone’s disgruntled housecat

pointless-achievements:

escuerzoresucitado:

Achievement Unlocked:

Not Quite What I’d Hoped

Get your meat sucked

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omghotmemes:

Quiet please, the Lemon Raspberry Loaf is sleeping.

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bayesic-bitch:

Tumblr really has ruined me. I was in a Rite-Aid and “out of touch” came on over the speakers, and I freaked out a bit because I thought I had missed my thursday morning meeting. It took me a minute before I remembered that Out of Touch playing does not always mean its thursday. sometimes people just play the song.

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